All the better to look at myself in as the margaritas start HITTING

I'd be too afraid to use it its so pretty

She's a smurf

Little Women but as a pitcher

Not a pitcher but scratches that same itch in my brain

teapot; pitcher. tomato;tomato

she's so delicate, maybe she'll grow up into a pitcher

b/c i need something to put IN the pitcher

are you KIDDING me, this pitcher just called me ugly

its a baby

short king, but as a pitcher